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holy shit this was neat lol [29 Mar 2006|12:43am]
I know I haven't posted in a while but I thought this was really kool



I tried out TrustFlow II for LiveJournal. The following people not on the friends list for [info]danman1385 are close by: More results below the cut... )

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[08 Dec 2005|01:41am]
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info]cawley31 (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Sunday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Saturday I put money in [info]crazyinacoconut's expired parking meter (14 points). In April I gave [info]_third_eye a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4646 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
Danman1385

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[05 Nov 2005|03:43pm]
[info]danman1385's Halloween party:

_third_eye dressed as the Duke of Yellow Hickory.
angelicious0201 dressed as Batman.
atarischicatm dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Respected Watcher, though it looked more like the spirit of their dead grandmother Lula.
babytie69 dressed as Nora Roberts's grandmother.
cawley31 forgot to put on clothes!
chillywillybfe dressed as your uncle.
crazyinacoconut dressed as Harry Potter.
daydream_blievr dressed as Marilyn Manson.
ditzanut320 dressed as a turkey.
dumbblondie2004 dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Booger Gorillabuns".
falloutboy11 dressed as a 1960's hippie child.
goldenpixiedust didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
grantastic dressed as a new superhero: Air Princess.
hocke334life dressed as a linebacker for the Saints.
ktkc922 dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Grace.
lozt_soul dressed as a pollen.
maggie86 dressed as the Governor of Pennsylvania.
margaritasoup dressed as George Washington.
mattyhc15 dressed as a bottle of Certoxyzella.
mnm1803 dressed as the President of Botswana.
moonlitegoddes dressed as a peanut.
msbeerslut dressed as a character from "Million Dollar Baby".
muffin1588 dressed as Michael Jackson.
nads420 dressed as Optimus Prime.
ozmanaut dressed as the Earl of Dabgenaflu, and it suited them disturbingly well.
pots91 dressed as George W. Bush.
projectmayhem1 dressed as Lt. Cmdr. Data from "Star Trek".
purplepuppy1021 dressed as a squirrel.
shannyshanay dressed as a third baseman for the Red Sox, though it looked more like George Lucas riding a hedgehog.
slimkim23 dressed as Moltar.
snuggles232 dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
squirt825 dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Tree's Desert.
underpants416 dressed as Michael Vick.
waxybeans dressed as the love child of Fidel Castro and Britney Spears.
with3ringrose dressed as Matt Damon riding a camel.
x_mandy_x dressed as a average strike.

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
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best post ever [13 Oct 2005|12:32pm]
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Dana
Date: Oct 13, 2005 6:45 AM



Wha ha ha ha! No one can stop me and my precious hurricane!"








"Mr. President. I'm afraid that Rita is more powerful than we thought."








"o rly? How so?"








"It appears she has powered herself up to a catagory five and is proceeding to take over the lower region of the united states."








"Ha ha ha ha! Soon the Unites States shall belong to me!"










"..."








"Mr President?..."








"Send in the Power Rangers"








*Power Rangers Theme*









"Good luck, Rangers"








"What?! The Power Rangers?!"








Red Ranger: "Alright guys! Let's stop this witch!"




Rest: "Right!"















"You won't beat me and my hurricane!"








"Hurricane?"














"WTF?"







"Use your Dragonzord!!"







"I likes Dragonzord."







"ROOOOOOAAARRRRZZZ!!!!11one!1"







"Oh noes!"







"Mr. President I believe we are winning!"












"I can't watch!!!"







"Ha Ha, Dragonzord is no match for my Category 5 Hurricane!"








"I believe in you, Power Rangers."














"R-ROARZ! Dragonzord can't take anymore!"








"Shall we evacuate the Gulf Coast Mr. President?"







"No. No. Wait until the Power Rangers unleash their weapons of mass destruction."







"But sir, wouldn't that still cost us thousands of lives?"








"Boy I'll tell ya that pink one, aint she a cutey?"







"Ready to give up the United states to me?!?"







"..."







"Well, are you?"







"..."








"...???"







"..."






"...???!!!"







"..."






"...?!?!?!!!"








Cheney: "No."







"NO!!!"







"Only I can sentence the citizens of Texas to death."








"Send all available troops to the Gulf Coast immediately to assist the Power Rangers."








"Sir, everyone's fighting Iraq right now."








"Boy I'll tell ya that pink one, aint she a cutey?"







Red Ranger: "Crap, we're all doomed"









"Sergent, lik, what's the status?"








Sergent: "Seems like the hurricane is approaching. The Power Rangers deployed their Megazord by the coast, sir."








"Oh Snapz! Megaz0rz Go!!!"















"Sir, is the Megazord enuff?"










"You underes...under-est...und...undesti...condemn teh Power Ranj0rz? You sir are stripped of your rank!"
















Red Ranger: "Alright guys. Let's tame this hurricane!"








"Not so fast, Rangers! Goldar! Go and protect my hurricane!"









"I like gooooooooooooold."


















*Who0o0o0o0o0o0o0osh*









"May god save America...!"








Bush: "g2g brb"









All: "The president is LEAVING?"










"George Bush doesn't care about Black Rangers!"









"hmm...guess it's up to me."








"Hecko, Cali?"











Later that day...
















All in Megazord: "Who the heck?!"










"yaa, zee whit housse cawled mee. Look like yoo Powaa Rawingaz neeed help."




"Hasta La Vista, Rita!"









Hit reply to poster to get the code. then repost this.
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[06 Oct 2005|11:56am]
I noramlly don't have many bad posts about something that happens in my store, but I figure this is worth posting about. I was off doing my pre-order BOH counts when I hear some1 yelling. So I go up to see what it's about. this customer is yelling at the top of her lungs to the other shift about the pharamcy filling the wrong script for her brother. She even asked if the 2 parts of the store were seperate and even after that she still flips out at my shift who's behind the front check out. she was saying that the pharammist doesn't know what shes doing and she should be fired and were a bunch of assholes. Where does she get off calling us assholes. Then she storms out so fast she almost walked into the door. good god I would have lost if she ran into the door. I don't know stupid customers. Then about 10 min later her brother calls the pharamacy and tells them that he had the rite script and apoligizes for his sister, but she refuses to get on the phone and say soory as well. So after all that she flipped out on us for no reason.
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[03 Oct 2005|02:04pm]
so yea good story time lol A customer calls the store and starts to complain that not all CVS are listed in the phone book. she says that you should have every cvs in the phone book. I know there are mmore CVS out there then in this phone book. I was like ok maam I'll try to halp you out wit that ..... what I should ahve done was ok maam I'll give u the # of every CVS ever.. we'll start with California and work our way east
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[01 Sep 2005|08:55pm]
Your Kissing Purity Score: 20% Pure

For you, it's all kiss and no talk.

You're in a permanent lip lock.
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this is hot [29 Aug 2005|12:24pm]
You are from Delco when …

You know that Delco stands for Delaware County, Pennsylvania.

You know that the “boulevard” in “Mcdade boulevard” is usually never fully stated, written or verbally.

You’ll sit in your car in line at Swiss Farms, and wonder how lazy all of those people in front of you are since they are can’t actually walk into a store to pick up their milk and bread.

You’d starve to death, if Wawa did not exist.

You remember the Baazaar.

You remember before late 2000 there was not a single Walmart in the county. But now you know where all three of them are, and been to every single one.

You either graduated from the same high school as your parents or grandparents, or they had graduated to Chester High School or Collingdale High School.

You have known people who when giving directions will use “The Wawa on the McDade” as a landmark.

You get annoyed when people confuse Delaware county with Delaware state.

You refer to just about any place in Delaware as just Delaware, neglecting the actual town or city it is in.

You know people who pronounce Acme as “Ac-ka-me” if not yourself.

You associate “Tom Jones” with the restaurant in Brookhaven, not the 70’s singer.

You know what is unique about Swiss Farms, and probably know where all ten of them are located.

You have known people who confuse Lansdowne with Lansdale (Montgomery county), and Collingdale with Collingswood (Camden County, New Jersey).

You go to Wildwood when you go down the shore (not the beach)


You go to Wildwood and at least run into at least two people with someone whom you know from back here.

Your trips across the county either involve the Interstate 95, Blue route, or Baltimore pike.

You shop in Delaware for big ticket items.

You know girls who compare eyebrow waxing prices from town to town.

You refer to Philadelphia as the city.

You get confused on where a location is because some towns, townships, and zip codes are extremely ambiguous, and have undefined and overlapping boundries

You have known college students who went to all the following universities: West Chester, Penn State, and Temple.


You know what school people mean when they say "Whore House On A Hill", "Academy Dark" and "Upper Dirty"

You've gone to at least one carnival at the parking lot where Wallmart is now in Glenoldean.

You remember when that Wallmart actually used to be a Bradlees.

You know that only white trash shop at Macdade Mall.

You remember the days when that mall used to rock and you played airhockey in the old arcade after seeing a movie at the old movie theatre.

You always refer to your town to outsiders as "right outside of Philly"
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[22 Aug 2005|03:27am]


Your Love Style is Eros









For you, love is all about the passion!

And chances are, you're currently in love.

You have a strong physical response to love...

And you are great at committing

(As long as the person makes your toes curl!)


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[21 Jun 2005|12:00am]
LiveJournal Username
So, what's your name, Jedi?
I see. What's your affiliation?
Good, good. What's your lightsaber color?
Finally, what's your fighting tactic most likely to be?
The Sith Lord who hunts all Jedi: maggie86
The Jedi Master who leads you into battle: daydream_blievr
The Leader of the Wookies: msbeerslut
The One that dies in the first 20 minutes: projectmayhem1
The Traitor who misleads you all: moonlitegoddes
Survivor #1maggie86
Survivor #2ktkc922
The odds you'll survive this are:
21%
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[04 May 2005|03:03am]

Your LJ Perfect Date
LJ Username
Gender
Mood
Choose a random word
Your Perfect Date squirt825
You have dinner at a 5 star restaurant
Afterwards you smoke a cigarette
Your date asks you to change your gender
You say I love you
Chance you will get lucky - 26%
This cool quiz by akasha82 - Taken 329346 Times.
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[02 May 2005|01:13pm]


Top Commenters on [info]danman1385's LiveJournal
(Self comments excluded from rankings)
1[info]squirt82535 35
2[info]atarischicatm22 22
3[info]margaritasoup20 20
4Anonymous16 16
5[info]stwbryshawtcake11 11
6[info]mnm180311 11
7[info]x_mandy_x10 10
8[info]cawley319 9
9[info]angelicious02018 8
10[info]babymeow8 8
11[info]var6o7 7
12[info]crazyinacoconut6 6
13[info]mattyhc155 5
14[info]maggie865 5
15[info]msbeerslut5 5
16[info]brown_id_grl4 4
17[info]babytie693 3
18[info]purplepuppy10213 3
19[info]edmcman3 3
20[info]slimkim232 2
21[info]underpants4162 2
22[info]dumbblondie20042 2
23[info]moonlitegoddes2 2
24[info]pots911 1
25[info]ditzanut3201 1
26[info]chillywillybfe1 1
27[info]waxybeans1 1
28[info]nads4201 1
29[info]grantastic1 1
30[info]allelsefailed181 1
31[info]ozmanaut1 1
32[info]itgirl2401 1
33[info]lozt_soul1 1

Total Commenters: 34 (1 not shown)
Total Comments: 284

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[19 Apr 2005|12:58am]

I've been "passed the baton" by [info]margaritasoup

1. Total amount of music files on your computer:
402
2. The last CD you bought was:
burned: U2 - there new 1 

bought: O god ... Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Calinfornation

3. What is the song you last listened to before reading this message?
Bowling for soup - Almost

4. Write down 5 songs you often listen to or that mean a lot to you.
Sunday Morning - Maroon 5

Third eye Blind- Semi Charmed life

Sublime- What I got

U2 - Vertigo

Float on -  Modest Mouse

5. Who are you going to pass this stick to? (3 persons) and why?

[info]goldenpixiedust -- becasue I really don't know who she is lol

[info]cawley31 -- beacsue I haven't talked to her in like 90 years lol

[info]daydream_blievr -- because I gotta get some1 from college in this survery
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[07 Apr 2005|01:38am]
LiveJournal Username
Age
Sex
A secret must be told to you bysquirt825
A compliment must be left byhocke334life
A complaint about you should be left bydaydream_blievr
Song lyrics for you to guess should be posted bypurplepuppy1021,
A memory of you should be posted bymattyhc15
Ten words that bring you most to mind should be posted byx_mandy_x
A haiku (5,7,5) should be written about you bycrazyinacoconut
Quiz created by superl99 at BlogQuiz.Net
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[01 Apr 2005|03:33am]
Cocktail
Cocktail


?? Which Alcoholic Drink Are You ??
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[30 Mar 2005|01:16am]
HASH(0x898cec8)
You hide behind The Shadow Mask, you don't like to
be in the spot light, you like to hide from
everybody and just be alone, you think you put
yourself in this position with your own will
but the truth is that people made you go there,
you don't trust people any more though inside
you there is a voice screaming to go out and
see the light, you look for some one who
understands the real you, some one loves you
unconditionally, if you were looking for some
one to talk to, i'm all ears.


What kind of masks you hide behind? (i added pix)
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[11 Mar 2005|12:25am]


You are






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[08 Mar 2005|07:30pm]
Your Life as a Celebrity by Karen_Walker
username
reason for being famous
plastic surgery you've had done
your tabloid scandalshoplifting
your stalkershannyshanay
your best friend
your nemesis
the tabloids think you're dating
you're really dating
your secret lover
your bitter ex
how long you stay in the spotlighta year
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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[24 Feb 2005|11:02pm]

How big is your penis?
Name / Username
You penis is this many inches: 20
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[19 Feb 2005|03:05pm]

~danman1385~



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